An Open Letter to Amazon.com: Next time, bring your A game

"Are you looking for something in our Teen Love & Romance books department? If so, you might be interested in these items."


Dear AMAZON:

 B****, please. I have already read TFiOS and Paper Towns, and am currently reading Why We Broke Up.

Get with it.

Sincerely,

Grad Student

BONUS feature: Crazy Camper and my boyfriend weigh in on this email:

CC: This is awesome.

BF: I really enjoy the genre they have pinned you to.